• me: why am i so funny
  • me: i don't know
  • me: *laughs*

dekutree:

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 


thesassycat:

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*

(Source: thesassycat)


borlax:

now this is what Im talking about

911official:

tumblr was so much better in the 90s

(Source: 911official)


the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

(Source: mycroft)


I already saw that on Tumblr.
- literally everything (via beccaliving)

hailants:

sextingbarack:

I don’t care what anyone says, this was the best moment on TV ever.

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen


lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.


ahs-satanas:

my only two emotions while watching american horror story:

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wheelcher:

yes i do graffiti 

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