solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me


so-personal:

everything personal

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

(Source: sluttyteenwolf)


teasay:

Terrifying Sex Toys - Can’t Believe They Actually Exist

mataring:

i hope the light at the end of the tunnel is a computer screen

(Source: zachsgay)


illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

(Source: illkim)


coolscar:

all new text post TONIGHT, at 8:30/7:30c


wentzslut:

LETS GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!grades


yewglow:

randomlittlespark:

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults

nerd


mid2000snatalieportman:

lvysaur:

with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

yeah they’re called the staff

(Source: nxte)


bitrates:

It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.

(Source: bitrates)